Open your Big mouth
Copywriting for Opinionated Service Providers
Don’t Be Modest, Dude
You’re changing the game in your industry — now is not the time to be humble! No one else has your unique perspective, stellar insights, or boundless creativity.
So you’d think selling your services would be easier — and it will be once we work together.
"They wrote copy that was lit and totally me."
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"They wrote copy that was lit and totally me." ⚡
Fast, Fearless Sales Copy
Your new copy is gonna show off so much personality, your friends will be shook you didn’t write it yourself. It’s gonna articulate your vision so well, you’ll be able to raise your prices. It’s gonna be done so quickly, you’ll be kicking yourself that you didn’t hire me sooner.
"My site really stands out and is unlike anyone else's."
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"My site really stands out and is unlike anyone else's." ⚡
Confident,
not cocky
I’ve been in the professional writing game since 2013, read thousands of websites, written for hundreds of businesses, and can say this with absolute certainty: I’m really fucking good at what I do. Meet your ballsy copywriter and brand strategist.
Taste My Special Sauce
"The way you wrote it was seriously my voice. I felt like you followed me for years."
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"The way you wrote it was seriously my voice. I felt like you followed me for years." ⚡
I’m a Total Know-It-All
Translation: I’d love to give you my opinion on your website or brand voice. You just gotta ask.