Your Website Should Too.

You Talk a Big Game.

Custom website copy for creative founders

Your website is your first impression, and right now, it’s saying a whole lot of nothing. Generic headlines. Vague “About Me” paragraphs that just take up space. A services list that reads like a menu at a cheap restaurant.

We write copy that actually sounds like you — opinionated, specific, and impossible to confuse with the business next door. It’ll take five seconds for your dream client to stop scrolling and start typing, “I NEED YOU.”

What You Get

This isn’t a Mad Libs template with your business name swapped in. Here’s exactly what’s included:

Home, About, Services, or whatever else your business needs most. Every page is written to sound like you, not your friend Kelly who does the same thing but in a completely different way.
This is the cheat sheet for sounding like you long after the project wraps. Hand it to a new hire, a freelancer, or your favorite AI tool (no judgement), and it’ll sound like you instead of a robot wearing your name tag.
Built into every page from the start, not bolted on as an afterthought. This way, people will actually find the words you’re paying us to write.
No “only two rounds of revisions” bullshit. This is our version of a happiness guarantee. You can request as many changes as you want during your revision period.

How Fast Are

We Talkin’?

Fast

2-week timeline: We’ll kickoff on Monday, deliver your draft on Friday, and spend the entire following week on revisions.

$1200 per page

- You love getting through a to-do list efficiently, but you still want space in your schedule for things beyond “review copy.”
- You like to sit and ponder your decisions. “Sleeping on it” is your favorite way to take a snooze.
- Your vision for your brand is a little unclear and you want to talk things out.
- You want things to be 99% polished before you put your eyes on them.
- Your timeline has room to play.
- You know what you like and can communicate what you don’t. Giving feedback is your love language.

Faster

1-week timeline: We’ll kickoff on Monday, write on Tuesday, and you’ll have the rest of the week for revisions. 6 pages maximum per day.

$2400 per page

- You’re an action taker and love crushing a to-do list in a short period of time (three days, to be exact).
- You’re decisive. Having a quick deadline for feedback sounds exhilarating, not exhausting.
- You’ve got a clear vision for your brand — just not the skills to put it on paper.
- You’re not scared of a typo or two in the first draft (yes, we will clean those up before final delivery).
- You’re on a tight timeline.
- You know what you like and can communicate what you don’t. Giving feedback is your love language.

Before you ask

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Before you ask ⚡️

Our process takes two weeks on the long end, and one week on the short end. For our normal projects, we're writing for one week. On the accelerated timeline, we get all the writing done in one day. Which is right for you depends on how much of a rush you’re in, how decisive you are, how clear your vision is, and how much your budget is.
On Monday, you’ll join us for a 60-minute kickoff call. On Tuesday, we’ll write. On Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, we’ll go back-and-forth with you collaboratively to make as many revisions as you’d like. Final revision requests are due by 12 p.m. on Friday so we can implement final changes by 5 p.m.
On Monday, you’ll join us for a 60-minute kickoff call. We’ll spend the rest of that week writing and deliver your copy on Friday. The following week, we’ll go back-and-forth with you collaboratively to make as many revisions as you’d like. Final revision requests are due by 5 p.m. on Thursday so we can implement final changes on Friday.
That's half the job. We pull it out of you through the discovery process, even if you've never been able to put it into words yourself.
The four pages every website should have are Home, About, Services, and Contact. Most clients book a four-page project that matches that, but ultimately, it’s up to you. We’re happy to offer strategic advice for planning pages — just reach out.
We'll write as many website pages as you want. Our average client books four to six pages of copy. The most we can write in one single day (the accelerated one-week project timeline) is six pages.

We include unlimited revisions (what we call our “happiness guarantee”) in every project because we want you to drool over every single word. And, when we say unlimited, we mean it. If you say ask for a complete rewrite, that’s totally allowed. Our only rule is that you have to ask for revisions during your project’s revision period.
Unlimited, during the revision window. We don't hand off copy we’re not proud of, and you shouldn't settle for copy you don't love.
Before your kickoff, you'll fill out a deep-dive questionnaire. It should take you two hours, max, but it may go faster if you’ve been doing some deep thinking about your work lately. We just ask that you don’t use AI to complete your homework — we can’t write like you if you don’t know how you naturally write, even if it’s incomplete/full of typos/a little unclear.
If you don’t need a week of back-and-forth to make a decision, you can handle it. But if that kind of speed is going to give you an ulcer, stick with the regular timeline.
A normal website project takes two weeks, with a full 5 days for writing and a full 5 days for revisions. In the accelerated timeline, we cut that in half. Not every writer can handle that kind of time pressure with such accuracy, or back it with a happiness guarantee. But we do. Half of your fee is paying for the service, and the other half is paying for the speed of service delivery.
A Google Doc that’s ready for your website designer to implement. Or, you know, you can always have us do the website design for you.

How It Comes Together

Prep

First, we prep. We ask the questions (via a written questionnaire, but also a call) that cut through the elevator pitch bullshit and get to what actually makes you different.
Write

Next, we write. Every page, in your voice, is built to move someone from "just browsing" to "where do I sign?"
Revise

Last, you revise. As many rounds as you need until every word sounds like you, and then it's ready to go live and get to fucking work.